The 60’s Hits Revisited

Some of the artists of the 60’s are revising their hits with new lyrics to
accommodate aging baby boomers. I happen to get an advance listing of their upcoming revised hits.

P.S. No offense to anyone living now,  in the past or future…Dr. J.

Herman’s Hermits – Mrs. Brown, You’ve Got a Lovely Daughter

• Mrs. Brown, You’ve Got a Lovely Walker

Ringo Starr – I Get By With a Little Help From Friends

• I Get By With a Little Help From Depends

The Bee Gees – How Can You Mend a Broken Heart

• How Can You Mend a Broken Hip

Bobby Darin – Splish, Splash, I Was Havin’ a Bath

• Splish, Splash, I Was Havin’ a Flash

Roberta Flack – The First Time Ever I Saw Your Face

• The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face

Johnny Nash – I Can See Clearly Now

• I Can’t See Clearly Now

Paul Simon – Fifty Ways to Lose Your Lover

• Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver

The Commodores – Once, Twice, Three Times a Lady

• Once, Twice, Three Times to the Bathroom

Marvin Gaye – Heard It Through the Grapevine

• Heard It Through the Grape Nuts

Procol Harem – A Whiter Shade of Pale

• A Whiter Shade of Hair

Leo Sayer – You Make Me Feel Like Dancing

• You Make Me Feel Like Napping

The Temptations – Papa’s Got a Rolling Stone

• Papa’s Got a Kidney Stone

Abba – Dancing Queen

• Denture Queen

Tony Orlando – Knock 3 Times On The Ceiling If You Hear Me

• Knock 3 Times On The Ceiling If You Hear Me Fall

Helen Reddy – I Am Woman, Hear Me Roar

• I Am Woman, Hear Me Snore

Leslie Gore – It’s My Party, and I’ll Cry If I Want To

• It’s My Procedure, and I’ll Cry If I Want To

Willie Nelson – On the Road Again

• On the Commode Again